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Huffing and puffing in the queue won't make me go any quicker on the checkouts. I'm not deliberately going slow \u2013 it's just busy in here.<\/p>\n There's always the dread of asking for someone's ID \u2013 and then finding out they're 30 anyway. Bonus points if your'e doing an age check on matches or painkillers.<\/p>\n Instead of being offended though, why not take it as a compliment? Feel flattered I'm asking you to prove you're old enough to buy that bottle of vodka, because I'm not doing it for fun.<\/p>\n We don't care what you say, the Tesco fleeces are so incredibly comfortable. They aren't the most flattering items of clothing to wear, but they are amazingly warm in those chilly winter months.<\/p>\n There's nothing more annoying than people gathering around you as you knock 30p off a pack of mince. Those yellow stickers are coming out \u2013 and its like shoppers can smell them a mile off.<\/p>\n As great as the meal deal is, many of us like saving our pennies. Going on lunch and finding yourself short of a few quid means you opt for Tesco Everyday Value thick sliced bread that your managers generously left in the staff room.<\/p>\n You can't beat that sigh you give when a customer pleads with you to knock some pennies off. The last box of 10 pack fish fingers has been opened.<\/p>\n It's probably just a damaged box but hey, I'll knock 10% off to avoid the drama.<\/p>\n We can't stop rolling our eyes when a customer blames Tesco for the plastic bag charge \u2013 I'm all for saving the planet, but don't shoot the messenger.<\/p>\n We get it, the tills make mistakes sometimes. But impatiently waving your product in front of the scanner isn't going to make my life any easier.<\/p>\n I hold the power to unlock these bad boys \u2013 and the red light flashing above you has already told me you need my help. Give us time and everything will be OK!<\/p>\n
<\/span><\/p>\n2. Be patient<\/h3>\n
3. We hate ID'ing you<\/h3>\n
4. Don't knock our uniforms<\/h3>\n
5. Give us space<\/h3>\n
6. My lunch isn't a free Tesco meal deal, let me assure you<\/span>
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8. We don't have time to haggle<\/h3>\n
9. The carrier bag charge is definitely not my fault<\/h3>\n
11. Self service tills annoy us too<\/span>
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